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Joke of the Day
"FORD Fix or Repair Daily."
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"My dentist said I have a very wet mouth. *Updates dating profile."
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"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"
"I once dated a meteorologist just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."
"Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*"
"ELI5: Why do i suck at posting in the right sub?"
"What do you call a fat Chinese person? Double Chin"