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Joke of the Day
"The sign on the whore house door said, ""Closed, beat it!"""
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"Tried to take a photograph of some fog Mist"
"I was in the confessional booth today and I asked the priest if he thought it might be a good idea to stop masturbating. He said ""Sure, if it bothers you, I'll stop."""
"Brad Pitt: lets get back together Jennifer Anniston : We broke up 12 years ago!!! Brad pitt: We were on a break!"
"What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch? 30 minutes."
"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are? Test tickles"
"Flint Lead Did you hear they discovered the number one source of lead poisoning in Flint MI is not the water.......it's the bullets."
"I don't play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string."
"A police officer sees a kid on the street.. He says, ""Its getting late kid, shouldn't you be getting back to the orphanage?"" Kid says, ""I guess so, what gave me away?"" ""Your parents did."""