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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
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"What do jedi hate the most? Forced jokes."
"Which Harry Potter character is best suited for an apple product. Sirius black"
"Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way."
"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"
"Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end."
"Tickets for the wheelchair races are selling out...seats are going fast!"
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got six months each."
"Me: this doesn't seem right Dentist: u know on tv when they say 9/10 dentists M: yeah D: im the one *he resumes hitting my teeth w/ a comb*"
"TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France.. Britanny Spears."