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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti? A Pastafarian."
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"Thinking about getting a liver piercing. Gotta stay extreme."
"A friend of mine offered to tell me a joke using the UDP protocol, but then warned me I might not get it."
"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."
"What do you call a woman with one nipple? Titty Wap."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop, duh."
"An atheist, a crossfitter, a vegan and a vaper all walk into a bar I know because they all let me know 12 times in our 3 minute conversation"
"Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a battery a battery has a positive side"
"If I got 1 for everytime a girl called me unattractive I'd be attractive"