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Joke of the Day

"How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk? It squats down on a Triceratops."

"They say divorce is ruining marriage, but my wife's parents are still married... ...and so are my girlfriend's."

"Pickup lines in /r/jokes? Stahp."

"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."

"What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"Ted, The bus driver got pulled over.. He was busted."

"My wife has just walked out the door with the kids for good because of my addiction to horse racing. In fact, I can see them now they're all at the gate and they're off!"

"How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed? 'Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!"

"Next time you take your dog for a walk pretend he's solving a mystery."