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Joke of the Day

"They say divorce is ruining marriage, but my wife's parents are still married... ...and so are my girlfriend's."

"Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand? His left one"

"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day.. Or you can just take the whole thing."

"Her: I love that thing you do to make me moan. Me: *makes another plate of nachos*"

"How many lawyer jokes are there? 3, and the rest are true stories."

"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."

"What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to? Grow away."

"Q: On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color in the english alphabet? A: Yes"

"So there's a new charity, where gay people help disabled people It's going to be called Fruits and Vegetables."

"If I ever move to Nazareth I'm going to open a cheese shop. It'll be called Cheeses of Nazareth."