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Joke of the Day
"Next time you take your dog for a walk pretend he's solving a mystery."
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"""You're mother."" (thing to say to your mother)."
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"Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda. You look stupid and you get nothing out of it."
"What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant..."
"What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:"
"How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar? Free Endless Salad Tossing"
"What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common? You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride."
"I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, ""Sir, you're so effervescent."" He replied, ""Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"""
"My friend said she was taking next week off to be with her new puppy. I said, ""You're taking mutt-ernity leave?"""