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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick up your ass!"
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"Men are like animals: messy insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets."
"I have sex daily. Sorry, I meant dyslexia."
"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."
"If your boss asks ""Working hard or hardly working?,"" come back with a witty quip like ""Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."""
"#ThoughtsInMyHead 1. How much wine can a cat drink? 2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat? 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat?"
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas....sorry I had to share this cheesy joke I just overheard my coworker tell."
"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."
"I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore. The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery."
"Why do they call it a third eye? If its on your fourhead?"