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Joke of the Day

"I went to a Zoo last week.... It had no animals there apart from one little dog!!!! It was a Shih Tzu"

"Good one computer geniuses, you made everything ""user friendly"" and ""intuitive"" and now idiots are on the internet commenting on everything."

"Ugly How do you know your the ugly in a couple? I will spell it out for you, U come first..."

"What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises? Daytrogen."

"A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick."

"Wow I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all year."

"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."

"What's Hodor's job? Raisin Bran"

"How do you describe Catwoman in one word? Purrfect"

"girl: tough guys are hot Me: *hawk lands on my bare arm* I have a gauntlet I just never use it *hawk gnawing on my shoulder* I love this"