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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about Gilgamesh? It was epic."
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"advice: describing someone's cupcakes as being ""better than sex"" is only a compliment if you aren't sleeping with them"
"How many bees are there in the world? A buzzillion."
"Felt a sharp pain in my chest & thought ""oh shit, I'm having a heart attack,"" but it just turned out to be my wife stabbing me."
"[interviewer looks up from resume] in the skills, you wrote ""completing sentences? Yes."" wow. you ""'re hired?"" amaz- ""on prime?"" get out."
"A guy forgot to pay his exorcist... He got repossessed."
"What do we want? TIME TRAVEL! When do we want it? THAT'S IRRELEVANT!"
"VW have got in2 trouble 4 falsifying data, apparently this is not d first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying abt gas emissions"
"Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes? Sears."
"Nothing better than experiencing the majesty and wonder of the great outdoors on a really good television."