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Joke of the Day
"Two guys walk in to a bar ...the third one ducks."
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"Customer told me this yesterday... First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering."
"What do people with huge penises eat for breakfast? Well, I had toast. EDIT: me and /u/Nekovivie weren't expecting you to know. cuz^you^have^a^small^dick"
"*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*"
"Gift before the Prom ""I'm ready for my first prom daddy"" ""Here, take this box son... And don't make the mistake I made"" ""Whats in the box dad"" ""...Condoms"""
"""Hey mom can Kyle come over?"" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!"
"When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot."
"Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!"
"Burger King of Kings. Have it Yahweh."