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Joke of the Day

"BDSM browsing reddit... Just a dom looking for a sub."

"She said she'd keep an eye out for me I don't know why. I don't even like skullfucking."

"Damn girl, are you a cigarette? Cuz I don't want you unless I'm drunk and one of my friends is already having you."

"My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. I think he must have slept funny."

"This party is boring. Let's make like a baby and head out."

"If ever you feel unlucky you are. the world is 4.6 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Donald Trump."

"Satyrs are awesome. The top half of a man. The bottom half of a goat. It's a dream come true for Gay Muslims."

"10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is."

"Some say I'm condescending It means I talk down to people."

"Q: What is your least favorite force of nature? A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down."