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Joke of the Day

"If ever you feel unlucky you are. the world is 4.6 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Donald Trump."

"My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?"

"I go to Taco Bell and throw in random adjectives to see if they notice. ""I'll have the Cheesy Double Sweaty Burrito."""

"One in every two and half men are HIV positive. Donate today red.org #tigerblood #WINNING"

"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are liars."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my chest."

"There is this guy from the Czech Republic that plays chess with his Austrian friend. Czech mate. Edit: Australian, ty unsc_luke"

"joke of the day Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. -"

"What's 12 inches and white? Nothing."

"There are two types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower and dirty feckin liars!"