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Joke of the Day
"How do you starve a black person? The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit"
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"I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. It's called a Reese's Macaque."
"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't."
"[in the ambulance] Paramedic: what's your blood type? Me: whatever. I'm not fussy"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine & a small child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window..."
"Did you know, that we eat more bananas than monkeys? Last year the UK ate 76,500,000 bananas and only 6 monkeys."
"You know those giant sunflowers? The really tall ones? With the big, brown center? I killed my grandparents. And the yellow petals?"
"God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it."
"Stephen is a much nicer name than ""hen from a previous marriage."""
"1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning. 1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey."