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"a joke about pizza On second thoughts it's a bit too cheesy..."
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"Did you hear about the toilet at The Duggars' house? 19 poops and counting!"
"what do you call a cheap circumsion A rip off"
"What does the dead comedian cook with? Deadpan"
"my girlfriend called me a pedophile after sex last night... ...and i said,""well that's a big word for an eight year-old."""
"My friend text me 'what are you doing now?' I replied 'Probably failing my driving test'."
"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Attractive."
"Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. (Shamelessly ripped from An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer)"
"I'm not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate."
"What did one gay man say to another at the bar? ""Mind if I push your stool in? ;)"""