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Joke of the Day

"What happens if a politician takes a Viagra? He gets taller"

"Anyone who says spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them... has never woken up with one on their face."

"Knock Knock....who's there? SUPRISE MUTHER FUCKER!"

"what did the proud cheerleader say after she screwed the whole. basketball team? I never knew I had it in me."

"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."

"I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it and he's always on time."

"what do you get when you eat all of the potatoes? *chuckle* they're all gone!"

"There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire."

"How does NASA organise a party? They Planet."

"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"