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Joke of the Day

"<-- Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch."

"What job do you never stop training for? Conductor"

"I dropped my phone in the toilet It's ringing wet!"

"My Lesbian neighbours got me a rolex for my birthday I think they misunderstood when I said, "" I wanna watch"""

"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."

"what happens when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? about halfway"

"My wife's fanny smells like roses.. But rose's is tighter."

"I hate when I catch a bouquet at a wedding and everyone judges me for lighting it on fire."

"What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose."

"What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender? TRANSportation"