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Joke of the Day

"What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vender ? Make me one with everything"

"I put a picture of myself in a locket. You could say I'm... independent"

"My phone tried to auto-correct ""f*cking"" to ""f*ck king,"" and I was like hell yeah I am."

"Which two musicians are famous for saying, ""What?"" Lil' Jon and Beethoven."

"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"

"Well, here goes nothing ..."

"What do you call a Nazi doctor that served in WWII and only took animal patients? A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian!"

"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."

"So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons... I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull some strings."

"Kentucky Derby trivia - Why don't female jockeys shave their pussies? They like their fur long! I'll show myself out..."