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Joke of the Day
"What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vender ? Make me one with everything"
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"Are you involved in ISIS? Because I'm falling head over heels for you."
"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"
"My wife... My wife just got kidnapped by a group of muslim cannibals. I'm not worried though, I heard muslims don't eat pigs."
"Sean Connery the plumber, available 24/7, rain or shnow. Becaushe the shitty never shleeps."
"Why are vegetarians good in giving head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"
"What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease? Turkey Jerky"
"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"
"What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it? Rest in **police**."
"It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you're listening."