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Joke of the Day
"I watch too much Asian porn... I accidentally learned to speak Korean."
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"Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia"
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"Ever wonder why You never see the headline. Physic wins the lottery."