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Joke of the Day
"You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal."
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"Somebody stole my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about that."
"She danced her way into his heart. -She was doing the robot tho, so she looked like an idiot."
"Bieberohhellnophobia: fear of accidentally listening to Justin Bieber song & not having the ability to rip own ears off #omgfacts"
"Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog."
"My dad used to say ""fight fire with fire"" I guess that explains why he got thrown out of the fire brigade"
"A frog's car broke down.. It gets ""TOAD"" away."
"What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park"
"So Batman is flying around metropolis looking for crime when... Superman walks up and is all like, ""hey motherfucker, what the fuck?"" Sorry, it's Halloween. ;)"
"Just talking to my neighbor, I said ""your"" instead of ""you're"" AND HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!!! Hahaha what an idiot!!!"