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Joke of the Day

"During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the desire to express on a wall what he had eaten."

"I once called a psychic. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up."

"I'm going to start an education program aimed at changing kids' reading habits to post-rapture Christian novels. It's called ""no, child, 'Left Behind!'"""

"im a normal guy.. i put on my pants on the exact same normal amount of leg way you do. i kno that number. im a nomal guy"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."

"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."

"Got a white noise app to help me sleep but its just a recording of guys talking about golf, Dockers, Whole Foods, & the new Coldplay album.."

"You said imagine my life without you... So I closed my eyes & am on a beach with a man who knows how to change a toilet paper roll."

"Two strips of film are talking in a bar One says to the other ""Why don't you and I go find a dark room and see what develops?"""

"Why are white girls odd? Because they can't even!"