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Joke of the Day
"A group of guys with ponytails is called a flock of Steven Seagulls"
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"What did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked by the morgue? ""You wanna stop in and suck down a couple of cold ones?"""
"[prison] CELLMATE: what are you in for? ME: (actually in jail for jumping a fence to hug a panda) murder"
"*steals someone's soul* *steals someone's mate* *Creates a soulmate*"
"[At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record? Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly"
"It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf."
"What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like? *clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*"
"What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight? Civilwar!"
"Someone asked Donald Trump for his position on women's rights. He said Doggy style"
"Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner? They lost their reservations."