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Joke of the Day

"Lance Armstrong interviewed before a competition - How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France? - I'm gonna give 110%"

"Dad, I'm cold.. Dad : Go stand in the corner son. Son: why? Dad: because its 90 degrees"

"Ignorance is a palindrome"

"LPT: Don't eat Taco Bell for breakfast. Or you're gonna have a shitty day."

"My crush said he made his phone keys sticky thinking of me so I dumped him. I'm disgusted. What kind of loser still has keys on his phone?"

"What's brown and sticky? Muhammed Ali opening a can of coke"

"""Contact Us"" Oh yeah, I'm gonna contact the shit out of you"

"What is a neckbeard's favorite color? M'genta"

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans. *rimshot*"

"How can we make people tell the truth? ""Lets make them put one hand on a book & the other on their chest. That'll scare the shit out of em"""