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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? Muhammed Ali opening a can of coke"
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"My worst fear is seeing one of my tweets marked as ""exhibit A"""
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"My jokes are so dark Whenever i use it it starts picking cotton."
"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold."