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Joke of the Day
"Only at Mcdonalds do they say, ""Sorry about your wait"" and really mean ""weight."""
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"My girlfriend said, ""We should make love like they do in the movies."" So I shoved my dick in her ass and came on her face. She got upset. Apparently we watch different movies."
"If I play my cards right... I Can become a Pro pokerplayer"
"[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo"
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"Co-worker had a meltdown over someone having a b-day cake. Said since she has no willpower, stop bringing cake in. Tonight, baking cookies."
"What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies"
"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"
"What elephant and a canary and in common? They both can't ride bicycles."
"What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? her bellybutton."