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Joke of the Day

"With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost? You just wait for the comments to link you up."

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"I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood."
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
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"Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses? Because he Ramparts the red sea each month"
"Hey Alaska wilderness show person who is about to freeze to death with no hope in sight, maybe just cuddle up with the crew filming you..."
"Entropy ...isn't what it used to be."