142393

Joke of the Day

"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub Throw in your dirty laundry"

"I only want to know 1 thing form a fortune teller; where I am going to die. Because then I'd never go there!"

"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."

"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."

"[first day as funeral director] this is the dress she wants to be buried in ""It's very pretty but we highly suggest a coffin"""

"shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*"

"what do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tommy took a look. (say it fast)"

"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"Why aren't their Mexican Olympics? Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!"

"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."