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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie."
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"I told a girl to text me when she got home... She must be homeless."
"I'm the kind of girl who won't stop until you're screaming your safeword. Related: Your safeword's the first 16 digits of your credit card."
"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."
"I feel ripped off. I was with a bunch of kids today and not one of them said anything even remotely darndest."
"What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common? Bad blood."
"""I'll catch up with you, I just have to make ONE more joke on Twitter"" (How I'd die in a horror movie)"
"Cecil the lion's brother was just poached in Zimbabwe That family is like the Stark family of the animal kingdom"
"I have just endorsed Andy Murray on LinkedIn for tennis."
"College cheerleaders look like no one has told them about human mortality yet."