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Joke of the Day
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish."
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"The dildo I bought didn't come with instructions But I guess it's just plug-n-play"
"How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are? Test tickles"
"The guy I hired to kill my rats is amazing I think he's an ex-terminator"
"What breaks every time you give it to a toddler? Their pelvis."
"If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears? PHLEGMon"
"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."
"do you know how many Viet Nam vets it takes to change a light bulb? NO...YOU DON'T KNOW...YOU WEREN'T THERE"
"""You know what."" -- They."
"My dog forgot it's mother's day, again."