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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart? You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!"

"Made it to the level of old where I turned down a beer so it wouldn't mess with the aftertaste of the milkshake I just had."

"What's the best name for a cigarette company? TOBA Co"

"A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister."

"Go to JebBush.com He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it."

"Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles."

"Bush did NOT do 9/11 EDIT: Last edited by President George Bush, 2002"

"I caught a computer virus once. My thumbnails fell off..."

"Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day."

"What do Russians and gays have in common? They both like bears."