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Joke of the Day

"A woman once said that a cheating man is like a deck of playing cards.... You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his fucking head in, and a spade to bury the bastard"

"Life is lot like a Pe*nis! Simple, soft, Straight, hanging Freely then a woman make it hard......"

"What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl? Ebowla."

"I made a joke for my dog tonight... Why did the cat cross the road? Splat *clap my hands*. It didn't!! (My dog loved it.)"

"My kid just said his dinner tasted like cat litter. Not sure if I should be offended or wonder how he knows what cat litter tastes like."

"What expression would be the worst if taken literally? Shit a brick."

"A tenner killed a baby it was a new low"

"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"

"iPhone 6: For people who don't mind holding an iPad up to their ear."

"I always like to have snacks while I surf porn. That way, I'm packing on the poundage while I'm pounding on the package."