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Joke of the Day
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."
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"MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl"
"How do you stop a dog from biting you on monday? Kill the dog on sunday"
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To go to the toilets, where all the cocks hang out"
"This milk's brand name is ""Organic Valley."" I can't drink it. Too grossed out picturing livers, spleens and pancreases sitting in a valley."
"Men are like animals: messy insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets."
"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"What happened to Voldemort's face? Nobody nose."
"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""
"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"