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Joke of the Day

"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""

"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."

"I'm thinking 'FUCK YOU' real loud at the people around me right now & they don't have a clue. I'm owning them so hard & they have no idea."

"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."

"How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"

"Someone told me testimony is unreliable I don't believe them."

"Royal Canadian Mounted Police (""Mountie"") joke Did you hear about the near-sighted Mountie?...He tied his whistle to a tree and blew his horse."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian!"

"75 years ago my grandfather died in a concentration camp he fell off a guard tower"

"[Request] Some computer jokes."