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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?"

"[OC] What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed? Hypotenuse"

"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"

"I'm at my quickest when I try to follow someone out of the bathroom so I don't have to touch the handle."

"Tried to ""Catch 'em all,"" but who wouldn't get sick of that imperious little prick Pikachu always referring to himself in the third person?"

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids."

"How is Donald Trump going to shut down the department of education? By renaming it 'Trump University'!"

"what do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll-up"

"when I was 11 my dad saw me using deodorant, laughed, and said ""that's not how you do it."" I never asked him the right way & it haunts me"

"How do you call a hearing-impaired duck? **HEY DUCK!!!!!**"