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Joke of the Day

"Tried to ""Catch 'em all,"" but who wouldn't get sick of that imperious little prick Pikachu always referring to himself in the third person?"

"Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted."

"A man is praying to God because his son is a stripper. God replies, you think you've got it bad, my son thinks he's a doctor."

"Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change - great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again"

"My exes broke up with me because I'm a pot lover. I guess you can say they don't have high standards."

"Why did the brake pedal see a therapist? Because it was depressed."

"""How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?"" -Cats"

"If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits."

"Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do."

"*whispers to an avocado* ""I'm the good kind of fat, too."""