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Joke of the Day

"How is Donald Trump going to shut down the department of education? By renaming it 'Trump University'!"

"Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman... But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become president."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"

"What kind of people should you stay away from? Trees. They're quite shady."

"Hi, 911? I see someone from high school in this coffee shop and they're the type to corner & chat me up and I don't know what to do HI LAURA"

"Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out ""DEAR GOD MY BACK!"""

"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."

"What's brownish and runs on oil? Jesus in a hurry."

"Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it's sarcasm -""I know I was being sarcastic back"" -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye"

"5: ""Why is the moon so bright?"" Me: ""It's not, it's pretty dim actually."" Moon: ""I heard that."""