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"what do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll-up"
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"I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP I have a feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn. Edit: thanks for the gold! It's my first!"
"A joke about pi? Nah this joke just goes on forever -------------------"
"Three logicians walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""Do you all want a drink?"" The first logician says: ""I don't know."" The second logician says: ""I don't know."" The third logician says: ""Yes."""
"If I have trouble finding an arm hole while putting on a dress shirt, I imagine I'm rehearsing for my show ""Damien Fahey: Shitty Magician""."
"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""
"If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back."
"[PRESS CONFERENCE] Me: I'm going on the record. Yes, I'd go back in time to kill a baby Reporter: you mean Baby Hitler? Me: sure, whoever"
"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."
"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."