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Joke of the Day

"Know what OBGYN stands for? OBGYN: Oh Boy! Got You Naked!"

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? (NSFW) Where you put the cucumber."

"What's green with little red wheels? Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels. Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite."

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then......."

"What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Spine"

"The New 20 dollar bill I have a serious question for you guys. If a woman gets payed $.75 for every dollar a man gets payed, does that mean that the $20 dollar bill will only be worth $15?"

"What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'"

"My friends say I'm like a candle. If you forget I exist, so help me God, I'll burn your house down."

"The roads must have been full of Communists... I kept hitting reds on the way home."

"what room zombies and vampires can't enter? the living room."