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Joke of the Day

"Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" asked Carmella. ""No"" said Mario. ""Who wrote it?"""

"Add wife, have life If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life"

"Terrorists in Hawaii be like.. ..Aloha Akbar."

"A redhead tells her blonde friend she had sex with a Brazilian while on vacation. The blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. She's a slut."

"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

"""Harry Potter"" branded condoms. ""Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you're Slytherin in her chamber of secrets""."

"What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert? It's a Nicki Mirage."

"what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? attire."

"My face is very symmetrical...over the x-axis :("