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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
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"What is the last thing that crosses a fly's mind when it hits the windshield? - it's asshole!"
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"Capture the viva la Flag I will try to upload one each day. Just look for johnfromnorway https://i.imgur.com/j1poxyK.jpg"
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"""Any two-watt bulbs?"" ""For what?"" ""That'll do. I'll take two."" ""Two what?"" ""I thought you didn't have any."" ""Any what?"" ""Yes, please."""
"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."
"What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth? a GladHeAteHer"