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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
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"Life is like a bicycle A black will probably take it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !"
"When I was 6 I got coal from Santa... The next year I decided to get back at him and poison the cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad"
"What do you call playing chess against yourself? Chessturbation."