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Joke of the Day

"While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that."

"What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time? dinosore"

"How are Asians and Smart Cars similar? They are yellow can they only hold small packages"

"Saw a boat with a sign that read ""For Sale"" so I added the missing ""-ing""........................ Idiots."

"Two avocados were crossing the road... .. One got hit by a truck so the other one said: Come on, guacamole, catch up!"

"A little boy walked into a police station ""I lost my daddy"" says the boy. ""We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?"" asked the officer. ""Liquor and women."""

"What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour? A frog in the blender"

"What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer? 13 blackberries and 5 apples"

"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants"

"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."