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Joke of the Day
"What is a pedophile's favourite pair of shoes? White vans."
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"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"
"A guy says to his wife ""why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"" She replies, ""I don't like ringing you at work."""
"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder"
"No I don't hate my boss. It's just that I wish his toilet paper was sand paper."
"What's the difference between feminism and Islam? One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth."
"How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? None. They can't climb the ladder."
"Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives? It takes four years to get an election."
"What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? Nothing."
"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza A pizza can feed a family of four"