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Joke of the Day
"Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives? It takes four years to get an election."
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"[Starbucks] What can I get you? I'll have a large coffee, black ""You don't have to say black"" I'll have a large coffee, African American"
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?? Michael Phelps managed to finish a race."
"What does ""Maginot"" mean? Welcome"
"Have you heard about McDonald's new Hillary Clinton Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."
"""Roses are grey, violets are grey, cars are grey, red is grey, all this shit is just grey""-guy failing a color blind test."
"I've been feeling down all evening... I think my duvet has split."
"The only part I hate about not wearing pants is having to wipe snot on my bare legs."
"I'm currently dating a woman that, like me, has Parkinson's and kleptomania. We're going to take things slow."
"Bruce Jenner joke. Bruce's transition to a woman has been so fascinating, a whole new category has been made for him. He will be considered Transjenner."