204959
Joke of the Day
"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder"
Next Joke
"GPS: turn left onto High Street Husband: no thanks, I know a longer way."
"Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends."
"There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks."
"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."
"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07"
"Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America."
"What's the difference between a muslim sex-doll & a christian sex-doll? The muslim sex-doll blows ITSELF up."
"*takes a hit off the joint *slowly exhales Ahhhhhh This is the best baked sale ever ""It's a BAKE sale"" *exhales again Tell me about it"
"There are tons of girls in my software engineering class... ...just not very many of them."