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Joke of the Day

"How many gays does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it."

"Why do elephants drink? Well, mostly to forget....."

"So a woman walks up to a tall guy and says ""hey, can you get me that box on the top shelf"""

"What's the difference between tumblr and a gun? The gun has only one trigger"

"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""

"9/11 was an inside job! 10 did it"

"It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex ""I have to tell you something"" then shut my phone off."

"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her a testicle."

"If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election... He would have got beaten."

"Did you hear about that kid called Agree who kept getting bullied? Everybody agreed to *dis*agree."