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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know the best part about being in 10 year long marriages? Having sex with a different woman every year."

"I have a class about water (filtration systems, how to give everyone clean water, etc) and my teacher loves jokes. Anyone have some good water related jokes?"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face."

"My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off of a guard tower."

"I sexually identify with the noble panda; I too have difficulty having sex in a cage surrounded by 800 Chinese people"

"If someone sees you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don't show weakness. eat all of it"

"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan"

"Me: Go to bed 5-year-old: One more question Me: Fine 5: Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter? Me 5: Me: Get some coffee"

"What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle? A bad habit"

"I know a cannibal who only eats women's genitalia. Sometimes I go over to their house for a clambake."