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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know the best part about being in 10 year long marriages? Having sex with a different woman every year."

"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"

"I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands. I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two."

"A man walks into a bar... And slowly alcoholism tears apart his family"

"If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop ""Reese's Feces"" she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome."

"I like cheese Just like cheese man"

"What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops? Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a."

"I used to work at a soda pressing factory... I had to compress soda cans all day. It was so depressing. (so...da...pressing). HA!"

"Two peanuts are walking through Central Park. One was a salted."

"The man that invented throat lozenges died last week... There was no coffin at the funeral."