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Joke of the Day
"Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip."
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"What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum."
"Someday, when I'm really old, I hope I can sit my grandchildren around my rocking chair and text them pearls of wisdom."
"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."
"What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? ""O.K. you asked for it"" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt."
"I visited the ghetto once... Didn't see much, i was in the luggage of a car blindfolded."
"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable."
"Let's make a deal. You sing Christmas music in the office and I'll leave 5 minutes early to let the air out of your tires. Deal?"
"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."
"My wife said she wanted her birthday gift to go from 0-200 in less than ten seconds... ...so I bought her a bathroom scale."