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Joke of the Day

"I just swapped our bed for a trampoline My wife hit the roof!"

"Rabbis Don't get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips."

"I just realized I'm a bisexual. Every time I have sex, I have to buy it."

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A white Russian."

"Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"Sometimes I leave a trail of pizza crumbs around the house so I can find my way back to the TV"

"How many people does it take to screw in a light? Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb"

"[elevator] ""Wanna buy a spoon?"" Huh, no, why? [elevator slowly fills with pudding] [opens briefcase filled with spoons] [sheepishly] Yes."

"MANAGER: Great news guys, I finally got us a gig BAND: Thank God! Finally! MANAGER: *installing RAM* Yeah it'll make this PC way faster"