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Joke of the Day

"I asked an Indian man how to make his amazing Naan bread. He was like ""Naan of your buisiness bitch!"""

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter."

"What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes? Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."

"I've always identified with Professor Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron... But I never bothered to figure out why."

"What do you call a ""to-go"" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant? Alfredosehen"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? A: Man-eating coleslaw."

"I'm not apathetic, I prefer emotionally constipated."

"My favorite joke: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!"