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Joke of the Day

"I asked an Indian man how to make his amazing Naan bread. He was like ""Naan of your buisiness bitch!"""

"Where do sad Ukrainians go? Crimea River."

"The thing about suicides Q: What's worse than suicide? A: the life before it."

"If you had to choose between your SO and 1 millions dollars... What is the first thing you would buy?"

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first..."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it"

"never trust quotes from the Internet ~Abraham Lincoln"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hell's Angel... someone that rings your bell on a Saturday morning and tells you to Fuck Off!"

"I was admitted to hospital suffering a severe case of sexual frustration but after 48 hours I discharged myself."

"My Chinese neighbour told me he'd just opened a ""Crows shop"". I said, ""Don't you mean a clothes shop?"" He said, ""A Crows shop!"" I said, ""OK, I might pop down for a Rook."""