190618

Joke of the Day

"I've always identified with Professor Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron... But I never bothered to figure out why."

"An immigration officer asks a drunk man if he's Hungarian he says ""yep, but my name's not Arian"""

"What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables"

"When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk? - just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings"

"I basically have 3 hairstyles... Straight. Wavy. Homeless."

"What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !"

"What do you call a carnivore get-together? a meat-up"

"So PornHub recently revealed what people all over the world were searching most frequently; finally answering a question I've always asked... What is this world coming to!?"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh, wait, they're done."

"[Dirty] Guy walks into a... A guy walks into a shop and asks if they have any parsley, the cashier answers ""No sir this is a porn shop"". The guy says ""Oh well, do you have any dill though?"""